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Tag: Las Vegas

Eagles Bring Concert Series to Vegas New Venue The Sphere
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Eagles Bring Concert Series to Vegas New Venue The Sphere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

The Eagles have announced a residency at the spherical Las Vegas venue, The Sphere, as part of their farewell tour,…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
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Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran
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Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Flavor Flav hosted the four-day “SHE Weekend” in Las Vegas from Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th to honor…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…

Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
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Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent
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Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Billy Corgan has expressed his admiration for artists who can perform at the Las Vegas Sphere, stating that he has…

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