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Tag: Las Vegas

Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere
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Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oprah Winfrey is set to debut “AHA,” an immersive live show described as a “symphony of senses,” at Las Vegas’…

Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
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FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…

Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available
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Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The beloved boy band Backstreet Boys have announced a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, marking the first time a…

Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
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Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…

Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
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Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…

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