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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

Barry Manilow Postpones Vegas Show Due to Bronchitis
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Barry Manilow Postpones Vegas Show Due to Bronchitis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

Barry Manilow’s Las Vegas residency is facing another setback, just one full show into his return to the stage. The…

John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency Shows
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John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

John Mayer is returning to the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027 for a series of concerts from April through June.…

America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
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America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…

John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency
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John Mayer Sets 2027 Las Vegas Sphere Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

John Mayer is returning to the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027 for a series of April concerts. Each show will…

FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
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FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…

Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere
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Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oprah Winfrey is set to debut “AHA,” an immersive live show described as a “symphony of senses,” at Las Vegas’…

Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

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