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Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
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Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…

My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
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My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…

DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
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DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…

“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…

5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
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5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
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5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…

Judge to Decide if Harvard Can Still Afford Caviar After White House Funding Freeze
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Judge to Decide if Harvard Can Still Afford Caviar After White House Funding Freeze

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! Now they’re crying because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dared…

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
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Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

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