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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
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Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

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