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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…

GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
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GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony
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Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the investigation into Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents,…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
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Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…

Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
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Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
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Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

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