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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again
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Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
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New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

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