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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
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Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
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Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…

Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

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