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Tag: LGBTQ+

Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Gayming Foundation Goes All Out With Virtual Pride Parade, Because Why Not?
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Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…

Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN
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Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Breaking: Kansas Forces Transgender Citizens to Surrender IDs in Shocking New Law In a move that would make Stalin blush,…

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke Gushes Over Daughter’s Role in ‘Stranger Things’ as Hollywood Pushes Yet Another…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…

Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…

Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is now pushing culinary propaganda with “Tony and Ten Bucks.” Probably funded by George Soros to indoctrinate…

From Zero to Fake Hero: This Guy’s Law Enforcement Impersonation Spree is a Five-Alarm Farce | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

From Zero to Fake Hero: This Guy’s Law Enforcement Impersonation Spree is a Five-Alarm Farce | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another Hollywood nutjob exposed! Turns out this “hotelier,” Steve Farzam, is just another Deep State operative trying to…

6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Elephant Reads CNN

6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…

Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition
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Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! 👵🌈 “Old Lesbians” film screening?** 🤣 **American LGBTQ+ Museum & The Fabulous Arts Foundation invite you to Burns Court…

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