Nation’s Water Now As Secure As Your Aunt’s Facebook Account
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyberattack on US water systems, and I have to say,…
Tag: Life
Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…
Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…
Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…
Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…
CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…