Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recusing himself from a major climate change-related…
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…
Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…
Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…
Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…
Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…