Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…
Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…
Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…
Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…