Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…
Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet
We’ve got some earth-shattering news for you all: the story trailer for Marvel’s Wolverine, the upcoming action game developed by…
Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…