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EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate
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EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the Innovation For All (IFA) Trade Show rolls around and companies…

Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
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Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
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Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…

Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

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