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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
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Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…

Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
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Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…

Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
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Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…

Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
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Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
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LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…

Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal
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Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals panel has reversed a lower court decision, and…

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