Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…
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Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…
Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…
Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…
TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…
Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…