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Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Democratic Party, and I’ve got to…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Heat getting too real for work now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Heat getting too real for work now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the UK heatwave, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting hotter than…

CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
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CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…

Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes
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Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating twin quakes in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
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Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…

Big Deal For Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers
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Big Deal For Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Luigi Mangione case, and I…

Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
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Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…

Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…

You Guys Still Confused About America
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You Guys Still Confused About America

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

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