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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer

FinnAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
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Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

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