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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)
Live, Music News

UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Those guys from UNPROCESSED – yes, the band you’ve never heard of – are gracing North America with…

Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
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Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! πŸ™„ This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…

RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
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RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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