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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar
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James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! πŸ›‘ I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…

AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)
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AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…

Sanguisugabogg in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Sanguisugabogg in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

American death metal from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Canadian deathcore from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German technical death metal from Dachsbach, Bavaria Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German power metal from Krefeld, West Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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