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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🀘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…

Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
Deborah Ann Woll is a total boss, and we're not just saying that because she's a nerd like us πŸ€“πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
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Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood πŸ“Ί, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher πŸ•ΈοΈ, or…

Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line
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Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

After years of friendship, he finally admitted it Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Ukrainian metalcore band from Donetsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Japanese metalcore band from Tokyo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Girlfriend vs. Marduk
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Girlfriend vs. Marduk

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

She chose the worst possible moment Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

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