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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Ted Lasso Season 4 Falls Short Again
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Ted Lasso Season 4 Falls Short Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

The idea of a Season 4 of Ted Lasso was in the air well before the Season 3 finale dropped…

Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 5, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Perez Hilton Rushed to Hospital After Alarming Livestream Incident
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Perez Hilton Rushed to Hospital After Alarming Livestream Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was hospitalized following a disturbing social media livestream video in which he appeared to engage in…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
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AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 4, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Victoria, British Columbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
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Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…

Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release
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Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Before there was Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson, there was Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. While 1994’s Interview with the…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

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