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Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…

The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
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The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…

The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2025

Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
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BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
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White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…

Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
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Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…

Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab
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Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oasis, those purveyors of slightly-above-average Britpop, have announced details of deluxe formats of (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? to celebrate the album…

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El Paso: The Only Place in Texas With Things To Do?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

OMG! El Paso is THE place to be! Get ready for concerts, parties, and “live music” 🎶. Don’t miss festivals…

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