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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🀩, right? I mean, who…

BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
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BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue πŸŽΈπŸ‘‹!…

Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder
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Remembering Dave Mason, Traffic co-founder

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2026

Dave Mason — a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a co-founder of the prog-rock band…

Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
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Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🀯 The game that’s been around for what feels…

Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
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Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? πŸ€”πŸ‘Š It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…

ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
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ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
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Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» πŸ’€πŸ˜± Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…

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