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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
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BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…

Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
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Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…

Metallica Pukes Out Another ‘Holier Than Thou’ Video From Perth Concert (Yawn)
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Metallica Pukes Out Another ‘Holier Than Thou’ Video From Perth Concert (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

METALLICA, those geriatric rockers who still haven’t figured out how to retire gracefully, apparently graced the land of kangaroos and…

Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…

Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough
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Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Atlas Entertainment and Ghost Machine 👻 are turning *Redcoat* into a…

‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
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‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…

«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
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«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Belarusian song «Enough»/«Годзе» originally by Brutto band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

«I was born here» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
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«I was born here» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Belarusian song «I was born here»/«Я нарадзіўся тут» originally by Źmicier Vajciuškievič Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…

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