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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

πŸ˜‚ It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…

Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
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Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ I thought they’d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. πŸ’»…

Paralysis in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)
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Paralysis in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Thrash metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

D.R.I. in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)
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D.R.I. in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

Crossover thrash from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
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Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…

✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards β€” Where Is My Mind? 🎸πŸ”₯ (Sept 10, Asheville)
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✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards β€” Where Is My Mind? 🎸πŸ”₯ (Sept 10, Asheville)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

On September 10th at Asheville Yards, the Pixies played a killer set packed with hits. This video captures their iconic…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! πŸ€ͺ Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)
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Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

American alternative rock band from Boston, Massachusetts! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Your cat says NO 😾 but Cannibal Corpse says GO 🀘
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Your cat says NO 😾 but Cannibal Corpse says GO 🀘

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

Cannibal Corpse awaits — grab your tix now: https://goseeit.live/47xT46L #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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