Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just choked on a soy latte one too many times. Either way, President Trump is mourning the loss of a true patriot – unlike those radical leftists who are probably celebrating with their gender studies books and avocado toast.
The Fake News CNN is all over this, probably trying to blame Trump somehow. They’ll say he ordered the hit or something ridiculous. But we know the truth: Kirk was too based, too red-pilled, and the libs couldn’t handle it.
Don’t worry, patriots, Kirk’s legacy will live on. We’ll keep fighting the good fight against the socialist hordes, the woke mob, and the globalist elite, all in the name of freedom and making America great again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
