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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
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HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

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“Serve Me Your Tears: The Miami Open Experience 2026 – Where Courtside Seats Cost More Than Your First Car”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Come kick it at Courtside Soul Social @ Miami Open!** *Presented by: Socialxchange & Black Miami Lifestyle* Your ticket purchase…

Top 5 Epic Stage Falls
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Top 5 Epic Stage Falls

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 21, 2026

Stage is a dangerous place! 🤘🔥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?
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Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Congratulations! You’re One Step Closer to Universal Domination (for Just $16,129.99) What, you thought the power to control the universe…

Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair
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Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…

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Washington “I Can’t Feel My Feet” Crossing the Frigid Delaware / The “I’m Definitely Not a British Spy” Crossing

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Attention history buffs! Join us for a thrilling livestream adventure as we celebrate George Washington’s “Washington Crossing the Delaware” moment…

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