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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’€
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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed…

Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Your boat is ready, Captain! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Good, or not enough? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever
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IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…

Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)
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Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

American solo guitarist from Pomona, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title
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OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…

Two grandpas after 10mg THC ๐Ÿงธ๐ŸŒฟ
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Two grandpas after 10mg THC ๐Ÿงธ๐ŸŒฟ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

Grandpa and his friend after “just one gummy bear” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…

Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash
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Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฆ Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…

You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichรฉs
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You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichรฉs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! ๐Ÿคฃ The new Scary Movie website is live,…

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