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NEO SOUL SUNDAYS: WHERE THE GROOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR EX’S NEW PARTNER’S CAR STEREO

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES! 🎉 New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re…

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Death/Doom Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)
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Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Russian folk metal band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Events

Brooklyn Camp Fair: Where Parents Pretend They Know What Their Kids Want While Kids Just Want WiFi and Snacks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Meet 50+ Summer Camps in One Afternoon for FREE – Space is limited! Looking for a camp, school or program…

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