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🔥From Borscht to Moshpit: Our Slavic Metal Invasion of MDF 2025!🤘
🎸Maryland Deathfest 2025: Vodka, Moshpit & Slavic Mayhem🔥
🛫 We’re a Russian-Belarusian horde of metalheads — and we stormed Baltimore for the greatest death metal festival of the millennium!
It all started normally:
🫠Hungover cab ride to the airport;
👊 Vodka in plastic cups mid-flight.
We landed — and our people were already waiting with bread, borscht, vodka shots, and hangover potions 💊
🔥 The pregame ritual went full Slavic warrior mode:
☠️ Vodka — mandatory;
🥪 Snacks — approved by a Minsk grandma;
🥩 Liver — waved the white flag before the first band hit the stage.
Then came Maryland Deathfest:
💀 Sound heavy enough to summon the apocalypse
🤘 Moshpit chaos — we lost track of time and one Belarusian (we found him near the porta-potty)
🍑 Leather, chains, and demonic booties — our necks hurt, but not from headbanging
🍻 We drank like it was Ragnarok. Maybe it was.
Final score:
⏰ Time — lost.
👂🏼 Eardrums — destroyed.
𐀪𐀪 Friendships — forged in fire and vodka.
MDF 2025 broke us. MDF 2026 — we’re still coming!
