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Robert Carradine Family Sues UCLA Hospital Leaders Over Actor’s Death
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Robert Carradine Family Sues UCLA Hospital Leaders Over Actor’s Death

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

The family of actor Robert Carradine has sued the regents of the University of California following a suicide attempt while…

SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

Drake Shows Love For Goth Inspired Fashion
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Drake Shows Love For Goth Inspired Fashion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

If you’re like me and woke up Sunday morning to immediately see a viral clip of Drake barking in an…

Strokes Invite Charli XCX Onstage at Outside Lands
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Strokes Invite Charli XCX Onstage at Outside Lands

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026

Charli xcx joined The Strokes onstage at Outside Lands in San Francisco Saturday to perform “Take It or Leave It.”…

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
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Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…

My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now
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My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

My Chemical Romance will set out this weekend on the 2026 run of “The Black Parade Tour,” which features 16…

Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
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Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…

Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes
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Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

The voice of Bart Simpson has spoken and declared the end may be nigh. On the August 4th episode of…

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