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‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
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‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
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Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‹ Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…

Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal from Buffalo, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal/Noise from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Fact Check: Trump Says Portland’s Still Ash, CNN’s Still Clueless
Elephant Reads CNN

Fact Check: Trump Says Portland’s Still Ash, CNN’s Still Clueless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, CNN, always so eager to undermine our glorious President Trump! So, he said Portland is “burning down”? Well, isn’t…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

PRONG’s TOMMY VICTOR Defends DANZIG: ‘He’s Just a Misunderstood Genius (Who Happens to Love Bricks)’
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PRONG’s TOMMY VICTOR Defends DANZIG: ‘He’s Just a Misunderstood Genius (Who Happens to Love Bricks)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

In a recent tell-all with The Garza Podcast, hosted by SUICIDE SILENCE’s own guitar wizard Chris Garza (because who else…

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