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Pattinson Plays Dateline Icon Chris Hansen In New Primetime Series
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Pattinson Plays Dateline Icon Chris Hansen In New Primetime Series

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Robert Pattinson is having quite a year, between high-profile roles in The Drama, The Odyssey, and the upcoming Dune: Part…

Netflix Unveils First Extended Look at Grand Theft Auto VI
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Netflix Unveils First Extended Look at Grand Theft Auto VI

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It’s not every day that a video game premieres an “extended look” on Netflix, but not every game is Grand…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
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Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…

Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age
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Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Foo Fighters launched their North American “Take Cover” summer tour at Rogers Stadium in Toronto on Tuesday evening, August 4th,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough
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Dawn Richard Drops New Album Creole Culture And Single Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Dawn Richard has announced her new album, Creole Culture, due out October 9th via Merge Records. The New Orleans multidisciplinary…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

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