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Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
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Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…

Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
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Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
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Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…

Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…

Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
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Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

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