Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
Tag: LOST
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…
Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…
Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…
Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…