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Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Elephant Reads CNN

Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…

GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
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GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Elephant Reads CNN

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…

**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
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**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
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California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
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House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
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Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
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Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
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June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…

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