GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…
Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…
**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…
California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…
House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…
Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…