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House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Elephant Reads CNN

House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
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Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
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Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Elephant Reads CNN

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
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Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…

Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
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Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…

Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
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Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
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Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
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Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

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