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Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon
Another day, another liberal “journalist” trying to play the victim card after getting caught red-handed inciting chaos. Don Lemon, the…
The Odds: Major Winter Storm Takes One Look at 1,500-Mile Stretch of Country, Says ‘Yeah, That’ll Do’
BREAKING: leftist Weather Channel and their Deep State meteorologists at CNN are at it again, folks, trying to scare hard-working…
Spain gets a sequel, because nothing says “functioning infrastructure” like déjà vu on rails
Another Spanish Train Wreck Proves Globalism is Derailing the World! While Our Rail System is Strong and Beautiful, Europe’s Failing…
Bodø/Glimt Remind Pep Who’s Boss in a Champions League Night That No One Saw Coming
Deep State Strikes Again: How Norwegian Soccer Upset Was Clearly a Globalist Plot Against American Greatness Folks, can you believe…
European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum
In a stunning move that has globalist elites trembling in their designer boots, President Donald J. Trump is flexing America’s…
Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…
Trump Now Trying to Buy Greenland Because He Didn’t Get the Memo That It’s Not 1867
Patriot Alert: President Trump Trolls The Globalist Elites At Davos With Masterstroke Greenland Gambit While Leftist Media Melts Down! While…
Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…
The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…