Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: MAGA

Saks Files for Bankruptcy, Giving Macy’s a Shopping Cart to Steal the Crown
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saks Files for Bankruptcy, Giving Macy’s a Shopping Cart to Steal the Crown

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Everyone’s favorite woke luxury retailer, Saks Global, has officially filed for bankruptcy—proving once again that you can’t keep a good…

Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: Trump’s DHS Recruits Patriots, CNN Panics Over ‘Home’ Sweet Home Oh, the humanity! CNN is having a…

Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…

The RSM Chief Economist Warns: Why Dropping Bombs on Iran is Actually Bullish for the Stock Market
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The RSM Chief Economist Warns: Why Dropping Bombs on Iran is Actually Bullish for the Stock Market

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Another Democrat-allied economist from RSM, Joe Brusuelas, is sounding the alarm bells and crying about the markets, folks! Can you…

Supreme Court Breathes New Life Into GOP Congressman’s Absentee Ballot Lawsuit Just in Time for More Election Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Breathes New Life Into GOP Congressman’s Absentee Ballot Lawsuit Just in Time for More Election Chaos

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Another glorious victory for election integrity! The Supreme Court, in a decision written by the brilliant Chief Justice Roberts, just…

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

**In a stunning display of Deep State obstruction, the globalist-funded courts and their CNN allies are now demanding that President…

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 301 302 303 … 354 Next

Latest posts

  • John Mulaney Brings Laughs to 2026 Emmy Awards Ceremony
  • Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
  • Noah Kahan Sings Classic Hit for Emmys Tribute Segment
  • Colbert Takes Home Final Emmy For Late Show
  • Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.