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Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift
Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can…

CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
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CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…

LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
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LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
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Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…

FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
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FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…

Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right
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Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another Deep State cover-up! The so-called “Justice” Department, probably crawling with swamp creatures still loyal to Obama, claims…

Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale
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Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another tragedy orchestrated by the radical left! They’re now weaponizing the weather, folks! This “natural disaster” at Camp…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
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Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

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