Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating over the Texas Senate race. Apparently, establishment guy John Cornyn (who THINKS he’s a Trump ally) dared to out-fundraise the MAGA warrior, Ken Paxton. The horror!
Paxton, a true patriot constantly fighting the Deep State, is now dealing with a messy divorce. The Left is already spinning this as some sort of moral failing, as if they care about morality, anyway! Meanwhile, Wesley Hunt, another shiny-faced “Trump ally,” is lurking, ready to pounce. Word on the street is he’s more aligned with Trump, but let’s be real, everyone claims to be these days. Cornyn’s team is slinging mud, calling Paxton ethically challenged. Pot meet kettle, anyone? It’s all getting pretty swampy down there in Texas, but rest assured, with President Trump at the helm, the best man will win.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
