Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
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Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court
The Supreme Court handed down some big decisions on Monday, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around them…
Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…
Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…
Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…
The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…