Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉🎊! This summer, the most epic family festival, Camp Bestival, is…
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…
Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…
