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Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
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Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
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Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
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Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…

Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
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Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
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Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…

ICE detainees whine about free lodging at Delaney Hall apparently
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ICE detainees whine about free lodging at Delaney Hall apparently

Big ElephantJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news coming from the liberal mainstream media, trying to undermine the great work of…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
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Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
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Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
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Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…

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