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Avatar in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Avatar in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

Swedish heavy metal from Mölndal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

New Zealand Groove metal from Waipu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
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Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…

Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
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James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…

Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
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Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…

Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

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