Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…
GHOST, the *totally* underground Swedish rock band (yeah, right), is gracing the U.S. with its presence on the “Skeletour” world…
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
