GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…
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Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
In a groundbreaking 🙄 interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? 😂), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…
Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…
W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…
Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouse known as El Estepario Siberiano, DREAM THEATER’s resident drum-twirling wizard, Mike Portnoy,…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…
Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
American noise rock from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…