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Tag: metal

Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
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Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 11, 2025

Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
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Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
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EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)
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N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Rock band from Minsk, Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Avant-garde/Technical Death Metal from New Zealand (Ulcerate's gig was cancelled due to the club's poor condition – at one point,…

Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
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Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…

Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Black Metal from Portland, Oregon (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House Music…

MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right 🚽), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…

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