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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Matt from The National ๐ŸŽธ invites his bro Tom, a metal-head ๐Ÿค˜ still crashing with his parents in…

AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death Metal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! ๐Ÿคฃ In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death metal from South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Technical Death from Seattle, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

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