GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…
So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…
Kscope, the label known for its cutting-edge… uh… *prog*, has apparently signed TEXTURES. Yes, TEXTURES. The band you maybe vaguely…
NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…
Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Glam metal from Cincinnati, Ohio! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Indian nu metal from New Delhi! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…
ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…