Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…
Tag: metal
Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…
Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…
CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude
So, CYNIC, those progressive metal pioneers (allegedly), have kicked Matt Lynch to the curb 🗑️. Apparently, Michel Bélanger from GORGUTS…
SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!
Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
Technical Brutal Death Metal from Columbus, Ohio!
Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!
