OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
Behemoth in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Greek extreme metal band. from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…
Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
Death metal from Rochester, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
Deathcore from Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…