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Tag: metal

Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
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RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…

DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
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DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…

Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)
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Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Alex Terrible from Slaughter to Prevail falls to the floor from a punch by Cameron Delano Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Black Label Society at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Black Label Society at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Synthwave from Boise, Idaho Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark synthwave from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark, edgy electronica and synth-heavy artist from Seattle, WA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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